It’s always dangerous when two attention seekin’ duns are communicatin’ with each other because they’re both all mouth and no ears. Late last week someone asked LaVar Ball about Trump’s involvement in gettin’ his son out of jail in China and ole boy responded with “Who?” So you already know Donald J. Trump “Mr. Attention Seeker” himself wasn’t goin’ to let that one fall off of his shoulder without respondin’.
On Sunday he went to Twitter standin’ on one foot typin’ like an insulted court reporter and fired this joint off.
Now that the three basketball players are out of China and saved from years in jail, LaVar Ball, the father of LiAngelo, is unaccepting of what I did for his son and that shoplifting is no big deal. I should have left them in jail!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 19, 2017
So you already know that’s it’s about to be a great week of entertainment with these two goin’ at it. Someone just needs to push Baker Mayfield into it and it would be CLASSIC!!! Y’all remember how boyz used to be standin’ around waitin’ for the fight to pop off to see who was goin’ to throw the first punch? Then all of a sudden someone in the crowd pushes a boy into the other cat and it goes nuts from there?
Everybody’s watchin’ the full on scrap then another cat gets pushed into it and the next thing you know a chain reaction has 20 boyz fightin’ on lunch hour and 15 of them don’t even know why they were fightin’. That would be Baker Mayfield bruh!! Just all in the middle of these two hollerin’ belligerent nonsense and grabbin’ his crotch while the other two are talkin’ loud and ain’t sayin’ nothin’.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! LaVar Ball should be grateful that his son isn’t still over there locked up and to act like it’s not a big deal is crazy. I wrote the Crazy Hot Joint over the weekend entitled “Stealin’ Is Stealin'” because he’s only talkin’ reckless now that his son’s back in the states. However, he’s just lookin’ for more attention.
But on the other hand, Trump and LaVar are the same dude. He’s lookin’ for boyz to say thank you EVERY day. Didn’t the kids say thank you at the news conference on Wednesday when they got back? Didn’t they say “I want to thank the U.S. government and President Trump for helpin’ us out? So how many times does a person have to acknowledge him for him to be satisfied?
But I’m cool with the bickerin’ back and forth because it’s great entertainment. Will somebody please push Baker Mayfield into the middle of this so that I can laugh all week? Thanks and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!