Sometimes duns just can’t get out of their own way. When you want to give them the benefit of the doubt you can’t. Why? Because a boy will, more often than not, prove that he is what you thought he was. On Friday San Francisco 49ers linebacker, Reuben Foster, was arrested down in Tuscaloosa on a possession of marijuana charge. Ole boy was released on $2,500 bond.
A second degree possession of marijuana charge is only a Class A misdemeanor in the state of Alabama. So in other words, it’s not goin’ to slow his roll any or will it? Sure, the dun will pay a fine and keep it movin’ but this isn’t the first time drugs have got him into some trouble at the NFL level.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This is the same Reuben Foster that got sent home from the NFL Combine last year for gettin’ into an argument with a hospital worker tryin’ to get a urine sample from him. Remember that? He essentially came up dirty at the biggest job interview of his life when the sample came back diluted.
In the NFL a diluted sample is a dirty sample playboy. So ole boy fell to the No.31 overall pick in the draft instead of bein’ a much higher draft pick like he was initially scheduled to be. As a result of this foolishness he had to start his rookie season in the NFL’s substance abuse program.
So fast-forward to Friday. The regular season hasn’t been over but two weeks and this cat’s in the freakin’ news for gettin’ caught with some weed. What’s wrong with these dudes bruh? Really? You’re already on the watch list for actin’ a fool and bein’ on drugs and you can’t be more careful than that?
Look here bruh, I’m not crazy. I know that more cats in the league smoke weed than probably don’t but why is it that some cats always get caught? Those are the one’s with the problems that won’t be the league long because they can’t figure out what’s more important; smokin’ weed or makin’ a livin’? Shakin’ my darn head and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!