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School Yard Bullies (How LeBron & D. Wade were able to go to work on the Pacers in the 4th)

"See there young fella, that's what 260lbs. feels like!"
Les Brown, the motivational speaker, once said, “Life takes on meaning when you become motivated, set goals and charged after them in an unstoppable manner.” Ralph Marston, the retired football player, gave it to us like this, “You’ve done it before and you can do it now. See the positive possibilities. Redirect the substantial energy of your frustration and turn it into positive, effective, unstoppable determination. Then Leon Foucault, the French physicist, ended the conversation with, “The phenomenon develops calmly, but it is invisible, unstoppable. One feels, one sees it born and grow steadily; and it is not in one’s power to either hasten or slow it down.”

Ole Leon must have been watchin’ Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals when LeBron and D. Wade just took over in the fourth quarter to literally carry the Miami Heat past the Indiana Pacers 87-83. Naw playboy, they couldn't be hastened or slowed down. Those two duns scored the final 20 points to get out of the joint tied at one apiece.

Like I told you boyz before Game 2 in the Hot Joint entitled "The Bus Stop." You can’t just jump on a boy in Game 1, take his sneakers, lunch money and shove him in the face and expect that he wasn’t gonna come back lookin’ for you the next day. When the bus pulled up at 8:38pm on Tuesday night boyz were out there waitin’.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Pacers got on the bus throwin’ blows though bruh. Lance The Don Dada Mr. #BornReady himself got on with the “Wish Factor!” I wish a boy would be sittin’ in my seat and yeah we got at ya boyz on Sunday now what? He and D.Wade seemed like the only two cats willin’ to fight for about a quarter and a half. They may as well have been playin’ H.O.R.S.E out to that piece. And what was Paul George doin' in the first half bruh, 1-11?

Lance put up a career playoff high 25 points to lead the Pacers into the battle on the bus. Then their entire startin’ five put up double figures with ole dull Roy Hibbert doin’ damage in the back of the joint. He did, in my opinion, what he should be expected to do EVERY night. He gave boyz 12 points and snatched up 13 rebounds and that’s the mandatory minimum for a dun 7’2” 290lbs.

Just when it looked like they were gonna make it to school with two wins in a row to start the series somethin’ happened playboy. It got real! On some real talk, LeBron was pullin’ a Roy Hibbert on a boy for three quarters on purpose. He was sittin’ out outside in the whip listenin’ to some Luther with his foot hangin’ out of the window watchin’ his boyz battle. He had only put up 10 points through three quarters playa. Then when he heard his duns callin’ for help at the start of the fourth he told the broad that he was hollerin’ at to hold on for a second. He scored the first 6 points of a 12-2 run as he and D. Wade started pushin’ boyz around just as Ms. Ruthie, the bus driver, threatened to pull the joint over. They scored the final 20 points for the Heat as the Pacers were forced to give up everything they had to some cats that were unstoppable in the final twelve minutes.

Like the great Bill Russell told Uncle Drew, “What these young bloods have to understand is that this game has always been and will always be… about buckets!” LeBron and D.Wade turned into some school yard bullies in the final quarter and understood that concept better than anyone else on the court.

In order for the Pacers to beat these cats they’ve got to play darn near a perfect game EVERY night bruh. They did that in Game 1 and almost did it in Game 2 but the Philistine and his boy showed up down the stretch. Unfortunately, that’s gonna happen more often than not pimpin’! Like I keep sayin’, unless you've got a slingshot and you know how to use it, it’s gonna be hard to slay that Goliath.

What the....?
Now the series shifts to South Beach where linen is mandatory playboy. Where all of the real playas know how to dress and the suckas will be suckas. Now D. Wade is a playa but that dun can’t dress to save his life. He showed up in the post-game with a knit sport coat on, some cut off sweat pants and some patent leather boots. Wheredeydodatat? The Pacers should have taken his lunch money for the outfit alone playboy. Game 3 in the sun on Saturday pimpin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

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The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!
 The 2nd caption is as serious as a heart attack pimpin'!

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