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Normally I’m the first dun to defend the antics of Lance The Don Dada Mr. #BornReady himself! I love the edge that this cat plays with and the fact that he’s not scared to get it in with anybody in the league. However, you can’t go to the zoo and start pokin’ the Polar Bears bruh and expect not to get mauled! At practice on Sunday he started talkin’ crazy in the media to/about Lebron.
Ole boy said that the Philistine was using trash talk against him in Game 3 and said that it was a sign of weakness. He goes on to say, “People used to say that to me. I’m going to do something to get you mad. Now he’s trying to do it to me. I feel like there’s a weakness and I feel like I’m doing something right to get underneath his skin.” What?
Yeah you’re doin’ something right playboy, your fallin’ for the Oaky Doke! He’s the best player on the freakin’ planet and he’s got you thinkin’ about him on Sunday. While he’s chillin’ at the crib gettin’ his mind right to put up another 24.3 points, 7.3 rebounds and 6 dimes that he’s averagin’ in this series.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I guess ole Lance forgot that LeBron and D. Wade went for broke in the fourth quarter of Game 2 in Indy and scored the final 20 points of the game to tie the series at one apiece. As LeBron scored 12 in that quarter alone just to let boyz know that he could get buckets at will. Then he showed up in Miami and put up an easy 26 to win Game 3 after you duns were up 15 early on. So if you’re in his head then it’s workin’ playboy.
I’m all for boyz talkin’ trash and gettin’ it in because it’s the game inside of the game playa. But when you can’t do nothin’ with a boy you gotta just shut up and play. I know you ain’t scared and that’s what I like about you but sometimes you don’t need to pour gasoline on the fire that you’re standin’ in. That’s called committin' suicide where I’m from pimpin’!
Lance is the dude that you gotta take with you to the club in the wrong neighborhood because if somethin’ pops off you already know that he’s bout it. He’s gonna fight to the death with you or at least darn near close to it. You always know that he won’t bail on a boy.
However, sometimes he’s gonna be that dude that falls into the joint and starts hollerin’ at somebody else's girl. Not just somebody else's girl bruh but the Kingpin’s girl. Everything was cool, nobody was even payin’ attention to us and now the whole club is gettin’ out of the way because this dun couldn’t just chill.
Now we gotta scrap just to get out of the joint when we didn’t have to. He’s at the zoo pokin’ the Polar Bears and all he had to do was walk on past them. Sure, they were gonna growl and bang on the fence anyway but now they're tryin' to get at you for real. You would have been better off chewin' your own arm off than messin' with this cat.
Ask Paul Pierce if it made sense to poke him a couple of weeks ago? When he said, "Let me guard him. I know his tendencies." And then ole boy went out and 49 on him on GP.
How are you in his head and you’re thinkin’ about him? All he wants to do is win playboy.
Do you really think that you can get into a boy’z head that has the entire world hatin’ on him includin’ Michael Jeffery Jordan, the G.O.A.T. himself? Get in line bruh! All that Philistine is tryin’ to do is advance. He ain’t thinkin’ about you but he has the capacity to destroy you at any moment durin’ the course of the game.
Just dance with the single chicks tonight and drink your own drinks bruh not some other duns. Don’t start steppin’ to broads that are clearly with somebody else. Boyz just wanna get out of the joint alive. The Pacers can’t afford to go down 1-3 headin’ back to Indy on Wednesday because you were hollerin’ at the wrong chicks and screwin’ around with the Polar Bears. And that’s the edited version bruh!
You can’t break LeBron because he’s battle tested when it comes to boyz tryin’ to get to him and that’s why you’re talkin’ about him on a Sunday. He’s in your head and that’s a problem! Remember what the big homie Harry S. Truman said earlier, “I found that the first victory they won was over themselves.” Shut up and play! If that dun starts talkin' durin' the game then so be it. That's part of the game. Now you need to shake that joint off and get prepared for war because if you and the fellas drop this joint tonight it’s a wrap. Now I said Heat in six before the series started but you might cut a game off of that talkin’ crazy. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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