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Pitt Bulls (Why Roy Hibbert is the elephant in the room that boyz keep ignoring)

"Man y'all were waitin' on me? I didn't know that!"
As I was getting settled into my seat on press row the cats selling concessions started beefin’ over leadership. The beer man, John D. Rockefeller, said, “Good leadership consists of showing average people how to do the work of superior people.” The dun selling cotton candy, John Quincy Adams, put his joints down and said, “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.” Then John C. Maxwell, the famous author, who was pushing the jumbo hot dogs said, “A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.”

Well on Sunday night David West knew the way, went the way and showed the way as he led the Indiana Pacers in a thriller past the Utah Jazz 94-91. On a night when the team with the best record in the league seemed to struggle with some duns that are one of the worst teams in the NBA, D. West stepped his game up.

He dropped off 25 with that serious midrange jumper he’s got as he shot 11-17 from the field. True leadership isn’t always about being the rah-rah guy but it’s about being the results guy playboy. On some real talk, the usual suspects pulled the heist so you don’t have to change the wanted posters. Just put them back out on the streets and you’re all good.

Paul George got boyz for 22 and the Don Dada Mr. #BornReady himself was also caught on surveillance stinging these cats for 11 points, 8 rebounds and throwing 5 dimes. With George Hill out with an injured shoulder C.J. Watson jumped in the ride and put up a solid 13.

However, let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! While boyz were inside doing damage ole Roy Hibbert once again refused to get out of the freakin’ ride. This dun sat in the ride with his foot hangin' out of the window smokin' some old school Benson Hedges Menthol's as he threw 2 lousy points, 4 rebounds and 2 blocks out of the passenger side window. He's notorious for sitting down the street looking for the cops.

He’s the cat that always talks up a fight and then once it pops off he disappears into the crowd.

Sure, the rest of the fellas got out of the joint alive because they were robbing a joint that didn’t have an alarm system. Boyz have been taking their sneakers and jewelry all season long bruh! They’re 21-38 overall and 7-22 on the road. So it’s not like the Pacers did anything that hasn’t already been done to them.

But what happens when they run up on some cats from Miami that have a real living and breathing alarm and they’re from the Pork N Beans projects. You already know that boyz from the ghetto keep Pitt Bull’s in the crib to protect it. So not only will a boy have to get into the crib by using force, he’ll have to get pass the freakin’ dogs too.

I know that I keep going back to it but it’s the green elephant in the room with his pants down smoking cigarettes holding a red solo cup that nobody wants to talk about. In order to be able to slay that Philistine, Roy has to show up every night bruh not every 2 or 3 nights.

You can’t be 7’2” 290 lbs. and be the lookout man while the rest of the crew is puttin’ in work. This isn’t about Utah bruh! It’s about Miami every night. So from now own you’re playing the Heat not the duns on the schedule. Whatever happens during the course of the game always compare it to what it would mean if the duns from Liberty City were on the other end of the court. And Roy scoring 2 points would mean a thrashing against them every time.

Why? Because without him being effective, they are no different than any other team in the league against Miami. They only took those duns seven games last year because of Hibbert’s effectiveness in the paint. I’m just sayin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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