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Diarrhea (Why the 800 lb. elephant keeps farting & the Pacers keep ignoring it)

"Just to let you boyz know bruh!"
You already know the drill playboy. When I’m in Dallas I’ve got to holla at the homies at Bone Daddy’s for some of that fire barbecue. As I was gettin’ it in the boyz at the next table started talking about overcoming adversity. Malcolm X said, “There is no better than adversity. Every defeat every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time.” Then Arthur Golden, the famous Arthur, shouted, “Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are.”

Well at this point the Indiana Pacers should be butt naked pimpin’! If they can’t see who they really are right now, boyz are in trouble. After gettin’ beat at the crib by Golden State, then gettin’ the brakes beat off of them in Charlotte and in Houston; they showed up in Dallas on Sunday and got baptized 105-94 to make it four straight L’s.

The crazy thing about it, they’re still a game and a half up on Miami in the East because those duns must be eaten the same food that the Pacers keep throwing up out of both ends. They took an “L” up in the Chi on Sunday too. So the good thing is, the losing streak hasn’t impacted their playoff position.

But let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Duns are losing games because of the 800 lb. green elephant in the room that keeps pulling his pants down and farting. Everybody wants to act like he isn’t doing what I’ve been telling you that he’s been doing since freakin’ December and that’s turning the ball over bruh!

Listen up playa, this thing is no different than the streets. Once you establish yourself as the kingpin (by record only) in the hood (East) boyz make up in their minds that you’ve got to go down. All of the street soldiers are trying to figure out your weaknesses and at the right moment you’ll take one in the back of the head by a dun that grew up with you that you’ve been feeding for years. That’s the Pacers right now bruh.

They jumped out there early on and took over the block but they’ve had a weak stomach all year. Only the real G’s recognized it and now even the weakest duns on the block like Charlotte are taking shots at a boy. Wheredeydodatat?

Boyz showed up in South Dallas on Sunday and Monte Ellis and Devon Harris both went to work on them. They got at them for 20 keys apiece, then the German started spotting up from across the street and unloaded 14 just to let these cats know that he was still dangerous. Then this old school cat named Vince ran through the spot with some tube socks, sandals and a fanny pack on and hit ‘em up for 10 on GP just to empty them out.

Paul George tried to save as much weight as possible with 27 and 11 as George Hill tripped up a few cats with 21-5-3! Lance The Don Dada climbed out of the trunk with 18 in the first half and then ran out of bullets in the second finishing with just 21 for the night. Even ole car sittin’ Roy Hibbert got off some shots and gave them the business for 14 and picked off 5 rebounds.

Even though the big homie D. West was tied up in a South Dallas basement he still managed to add 8 and grab 7 boards.

However, the diarrhea kept running and you can’t keep ya weight up lettin’ it go like that bruh! If the Pacers don’t figure out how to hold on to the freakin’ ball that dragon from Miami is gonna eat them alive come May and that Philistine is waiting.

Yeah I know they’re struggling too but the playoffs is a different animal. The best TEAM always wins the 7 game series in the NBA. So the question is, who's the better TEAM? Not the duns that can’t hold on to the freakin’ ball. I'm just sayin' and stop me when I start lyin’!

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