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Ole Albert must have been in the ride with the Pacers on Wednesday night bruh! Because they definitely weren’t giving that kiss the attention that it deserved. These duns showed up in Minnesota and got their doors blown off of 104-91 by some cats that aren’t even in the playoff picture in the West yet.
When they left the crib on Tuesday after puttin’ that thang on Atlanta they were embarking on a 6 game run against teams that all had losing records. They were essentially going to the suburbs playboy. So you already know that the inevitable was gonna happen. They were gonna leave their ghetto instincts at the crib and that they did.
They showed up in Minnesota with their money hangin' out of their coat pockets instead of it being in their front pants pockets. They left their hotel rooms unlocked, put their cell phones down in a crowded room, asked a boy to watch their drinks while they went to the rest room and got hit all at the same time.
Kevin Love spotted these boyz sleepin’ at the wheel a mile away and went right at ‘em for 42 points and 16 rebounds bruh! Now don’t get it twisted, K. Love is a beast on a bad team. What he did to the Pacers on Wednesday was his M.O. baby boy. It was his eighth straight game with at least 25 points and 10 rebounds! That’s the longest such streak since Shaq did it Jan. 3-19, 2005.
The difference in the game was not only did K. Love put in work but the rest of his boyz had the nerve to get in on the action too. Ricky Rubio was running through the hotel checking doors and threw a franchise record 17 dimes. Then J.J. Barea came off of the bench and sprinted through the lobby and stole 12 cell phones just sitting on the counter.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The only duns from Indiana that kept their instincts on point by keeping their money, cell phones and drinks safe were Paul George, George Hill and Lance Stephenson bruh!
PG was on some ole Ray Charles type joints and “made it do what it do” by puttin’ up 35 and grabbing 11 rebounds. George Hill added 13 to the kitty for boyz anteing up. Then the Don Dada Mr. #BornReady himself secured his hotel room with a double-double with 10 points and 10 rebounds. But Roy Hibbert and David West were out there bad bruh!
Not only did they leave the doors unlocked but they let some dun in the parking lot borrow their phones and sent a chick to the bar to get them some drinks! Both of these cats had 4 points each all night. Now I’m gonna give D. West a pass because he’s a beast on a nightly basis. So for a boy to get caught sleepin’ once I’ll understand. The broad was fine and she was saying all of the right things, so I get it bruh!
But ole Roy can’t get a pass because that dun just keeps gettin’ caught. One night he’s the poster child for ghetto survival giving you 24 and 12. Then the next the dun is gettin’ car jacked in broad day light at the busiest enter section in town by an ole lady on roller skates. Then some nights the boyz will pull up at the club and he won’t even get out of the freakin’ limo playa!
So I hope that they learned a valuable lesson in Minnesota last night. Never turn your ghetto instincts off even when you’re walking through the suburbs pimpin’ because a boy will get you. Why? Because everybody in the suburbs ain’t from the suburbs. Up next ole dull Milwaukee!
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