|"Big Momma I'm trying to get out but he won't let me!"|
I would have to assume that they were talking about ole dull Roy Hibbert and George Hill because those duns left accountability hangin’ in Milwaukee on Saturday night. While the rest Pacers went to work on these boyz 110-100 they sat in the getaway car down the freakin’ street listening to the WTLC Saturday Night Basement Party.
Roy played 34 minutes scored 4 points and grabbed 6 rebounds and he’s 7’2” 290 lbs bruh! George on the other hand, played a full 31 minutes had o points 1 assist and 2 steals! Now correct me if I’m wrong playboy, ain’t he the point guard? How do you play an entire game at the point and have 1 freakin’ assist?
Now on some real talk, I’m gonna give the Hometown Hero a pass because he’s always in the mix gettin’ his hands dirty. So let’s put it on he got a hold of some bad food or some broad had his head messed up for the night. It happens to real G’s every now and then bruh. Something got a hold to David West a few nights ago but he was back to normal against the Bucks Saturday. So it’s all good.
Now why is it that any time the Pacers hit a lick you can always count on the usual suspect’s finger prints to be at the crime scene when the boyz show up. Paul George left his joints all over the house with a total of 32. D. West hit ‘em up for 32 in the kitchen, living room and dining room. Then the Don Dada #MrBornReady himself added 24-9-8 all over the basement of the joint.
Lance scored seven straight points to open the fourth quarter and then he, PG and D. West combined for 33 of the Pacers 35 in the fourth playboy! These cats were all over the house puttin’ in work and came out of the joint with silverware, china, rare artwork and of course some spoiled kids shoe game.
But let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Every game that the Pacers win or lose going into the playoffs has little to do with wins and losses right now pimpin’. It has everything to do with getting ready to slaying that dragon in Miami. The only reason that the Pacers are a serious threat to the Heat is because of the presence of Hibbert in the blocks! So if that dun doesn’t show up every night they are just like everybody else the Heat plays, vulnerable to the transition game and the speed and quickness they possess.
Trust me bruh, PG, D. West and Lance can’t beat the Heat! They’re gonna need Roy to get out of the ride EVERY night, bang inside and get that very very expensive artwork that’s hanging on the staircase. They can’t afford for him to be sittin’ in the ride looking out for the police. That’s what you’ve got duns like Chris Copeland for. Because like my man John Stuart Mill said earlier, “A man can cause evil to others not only by his actions but by is inaction.” Roy that means that you gotta get yo butt out of the ride EVERY night because that dragon ain’t goin’ nowhere! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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