|"I've been waiting for this for 3 years bruh!"|
Well it looks like ole Evan Turner was ready when boyz called his number last night. Unlike Andrew Bynum, who’s still trying to get into shape, Turner came right in, put his drink down and started dancing playboy or should I say that he was old school Chicago Boppin’ on these boyz. He was traded to the Pacers on Thursday, went to practice on Sunday and played on Tuesday.
Not only did this dun play but he logged 26 minutes, shot 50% from the field and dropped off 13 points in the process. Ole boy was like the champ in Harlem Nights when Vogel walked over to him last night bruh. Vogel: “Hey champ you ready?” Turner: “Wi-Weady? Shi, shi… Yeah! I’m weady!”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Pacers already have the best record in the league at 43-13! They’re sittin’ on the best home record in the league at 27-3. They’ve got the best defense in the league and can legitimately go 10 deep in the ride. They had to trade in the sedan that they were rollin’ in last year and now they’re in a 15 passenger van sittin’ on 26’s with Boomer driving that piece. Now they’ve added another scoring option that can take boyz to the Rucker with Lance too? In my Bernie Mac voice, "TROUBLE!"
Keep in mind playa, this was his first night on the floor with these boyz. He looked like he’d been playing with these cats all year. For those clowns that were screamin’ potential chemistry problems last Thursday night. Well they got an A+ on the test on Tuesday night without even studying for that joint.
Add another 10 or 15 games and they’ll be ready for AP Chemistry with Louis Pasteur teaching that joint bruh! I know you just ran to look up who Pasteur was because that joint went over your head. Don’t worry about it playboy, I do that every now and then just to make sure that you don’t let the lingo fool you. I can get down!
When the boyz saw Turner out there steppin’ they got "turnt-up" too. Paul George "Moon Walked" for 20 points, 7 rebounds and 6 dimes while George Hill "Freaked" ‘um for 14. Then everybody got on the floor! Lance “Errol Flynned” ‘um for 13 as David West “Monster Planked” all over the joint for 11 points and 12 rebounds. Roy Hibbert “Prepped” ‘um for 10 points, 6 rebounds and 4 blocks and C.J. Watson “Stanky Legged” for 11.
When you can get the boyz on the bench to breakout in the "Robot" and give you 50 points on a Tuesday night in February, regardless of who they’re playing, there are no problems with chemistry, biology, physics or kinesiology playboy! As long as everybody is dancin’ when Miami shows up to the party it could worth the cover charge. And you can't pay extra for VIP like they do in the ghetto clubs in the hood either. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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