|Hey man y'all came and knocked on my door bruh!|
I was chillin'!"
Those duns must have been talking about ole dull Andrew Bynum. On Friday he finally joined the team and did some light shooting during the morning shoot around as the Pacers prepared for their game against Portland.
Why would the cats at the rib joint be talking about Bynum being lazy? Because he told us everything we needed to know when he opened his freakin’ mouth! When asked what he’s been doing for the past six weeks this dun said, “Really just relaxing at home and that’s it.” That’s a problem playboy!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This dun turned into to “Bruh Man from the Fifth Flo” in his very first interview with the media with his new team. What have you been doing bruh? “Nutin’! Just chillin’! Eatin’ me some samages!”
Even if you’ve been sittin’ at the crib farting and belching for six weeks lie to me bruh! Tell Ya Boy what you think I wanna hear. Don’t tell me that you’ve literally been doing nothing. By saying that you essentially told the world that you were cool with not playing but if a boy is gonna be silly enough to pay you a million bucks to chill out with them then you will.
So ole Larry Legend just happened to be that guy skipping down the yellow brick road whistling and Bynum jumped out of the bushes on him like the Cowardly Lion. “Put ‘em up! Put ‘em up! You got an extra million you ain’t doin’ nothin’ with playboy? Cuz I’ll take it!
As silly as that sounds it’s the truth. Why add a dun to a roster with excellent team chemistry that is telling you that he doesn’t care from jump. That’s like taking a broad out on a first date and she’s farting and cursing the whole night. If she’s that outta control on date No.1 she’s gonna be a complete maniac by date No.20. She’ll be fighting the valet guys, chewing tobacco and spitting all over the place. He’s telling you from the gate that I’m only here only because they offered me some bread not because I wanna play basketball. Why? Because if he were serious about playing this game he’d already be in shape! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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