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Saturday, January 25, 2014

House Party (How Paul George pulled the ultimate drive-by in Sacramento)

"Watch out dawg! I got this!"
When I was driving over to Sleep Train Arena the voices inside of my head said, “We got time for some soul food bruh! Pull over at Broadway real quick.” So while I was waiting to get a table these duns started arguing over the concept of adversity. William Shakespeare said, “Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course.” John Wooden took is jacket off, put up some ole school dukes and said, “Adversity is the state in which man most easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then.” Then Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, the German writer and poet, screamed, “Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity.”

Well...the Indiana Pacers quickly became acquainted with themselves in Sacramento and had to put up some fresh activity to beat the Kings 116-111 in overtime to avoid a second straight loss.

They showed up in Phoenix on Wednesday night and got caught sleepin’ at the light by some duns that had no business carjacking them. After that scare you would have thought that they’d learned a lesson. However, they didn’t listen to reason and showed up at this house party in Sac-town rockin’ the wrong colors.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Before boyz could get out of the basement good they were down 17 points in the second quarter. The Kings back court was going to work on ‘um all night bruh! Marcus Thorntown unloaded 42 coming through the back door as Isaiah Thomas hit ‘um up for a career high tying 38 as the Pacers were climbing out of windows on the side of the house looking for safety.

It wasn’t until the Blue and Gold regrouped down on 4th avenue that they were able to even the score with these duns. But as they were coming out of the crib, boyz knew how to get cats off of them. The Don Dada, Mr. #BornReady himself, got off 24 climbing out of the window, David West was throwing boyz off of him in the painted section of the crib as he unloaded 22 and 6. Roy Hibbert and George Hill had the low key Desert Eagles as they hit ‘um up for 10 apiece.

Then the MVP candidate and Eastern Conference All-Star starter, Paul George (PG), pulled out the chopper and put up 9 of his 36 right there on 4th Avenue! He made a 3 and as he was fouled by ole dull Derrick Williams with 15 seconds left. You already know that they’re taking his colors from him for that stupid foul bruh. Then ole boy sank the free throw like a G to send it into overtime.

At that point PG was already upset that they were about to get jacked for the second time while out on the west coast so he jumped in the driver seat and pulled the ultimate drive-by! He unloaded 8 of the Pacers 13 points in overtime to completely shut the party down.

As they were driving off with ole Lance hangin’ out of the window the duns from Sacramento were hollerin’, “Man we would have gotten you clowns if DeMarcus Cousins and Rudy Gay were here!” And PG shouts back, “Yeah right playboy!” and in in his Jay-Z voice, “On to the next!” So up next, Denver!

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