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Monday, December 9, 2013

"Flirt" Pacers 94 Thunder 118 (The REAL reason the Pacers finally succumbed to boyz hollerin' at her)

"Are you sure you want some of this bruh?"
I stopped by one of Billy Sims’ BBQ joints in OKC and cats in line were arguing about reality. Lao Tzu, the ancient Chinese philosopher, said, “Life is a series of spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them – that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Colin Powell got so mad that he dropped his money when he said, “A dream doesn’t become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work.” Then Martin Luther King Jr. turned around and shouted, “Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought to be until you are what you ought to be. This is the interrelated structure of reality.”

The Indiana Pacers can’t be what they ought to be until teams like the Thunder become what they ought to be. So as the Pacers look to become a great team they got the doors blown off of them 118-94 by that series of spontaneous changes ole boy was just talking about.

When the Pacers left the crib more than a week ago for their 5 game road trip out west they knew that is was going to be a gantlet. They were 15-1 and everybody around this piece were ready to put a ring on her like she was BeyoncĂ©’ or something. I told these cats that before you jump off of the deep end without a life preserver let the season play out first.

After a monstrous 4 games out west she rolled into OKC exhausted from boyz hemming her up in LA as she fought them off. Then she got comfortable and put on the revealing mini-skirt in Portland that I told her not to wear and LaMarcus Aldridge hemmed her up at the bar as she took an “L.” She took the boyz in Utah seriously but didn’t have to worry about the club scene because it was Salt Lake City bruh! There’s nothing to do out there no way. Then she went to San Antonio and got a break from cats hollerin’ at her because it’s been rumored that the main dun out there doesn’t even like women so she escaped without even having to tell a boy no.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! So by the time she showed up in OKC she was spent and all of the real playas seemed to have their way with her. Kevin Durant put up 36 points and picked off 10 rebounds while Russell Westbrook added another 26 and threw 13 dimes. Once again my boy Paul George fought to keep her from falling to the game of a big time playa with 32 points but it was too little too late.

When she walked into the building the true playas were all over her like they hadn’t seen anything that fine in a while. It was overwhelming for her at first because she’s a Midwestern girl with conservative values. She didn’t realize that boyz had been paying that much attention to her. So unfortunately, the joint got away from her real quick. It was over before it even started playboy.

Even though it was a very dangerous trip she passed the test with flying colors bruh. She comes back to the crib 3-2 on that trip. Did you really expect her not to fall at all while she was gone bruh? She’s human and she was getting game run to her by some of the biggest ballers in the world.

It’s like letting your brand new girlfriend go to LA or New York alone for a week and a half with full VIP status and duns like Diddy, Jay-Z and Will Smith are wining and dining her the whole time. At some point she’s gonna cave playboy because she can’t say no to the game. Because duns like that can take her where you can’t and buy her what you can’t. I didn’t make the rules playboy I just live by them.

So in the famous words of R. Kelly, “Cuff yo chick” because boyz will flirt even if you’re with her. So while you’re trying to marry the Pacers and put a ring on her you better be committed because boyz are gonna keep hollerin’ at her. Some duns from Miami are coming to town on Tuesday night and they’re bringing the biggest flirt of them all with them. I just hope she’s ready and well rested because that dun is gonna be spittin’ crazy game her way as usual. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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1 comment:

  1. Where do you come up with this ish? Lol! I'm going to start calling the Pacers "Strawberry"

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